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Archive for August, 2008


Vacation! Adventure!

Not that my life isn’t already pretty close to a permanent vacation, of course, but this shall serve as a departure from even that, due to the complete lack of internet or other technology.

I’m spending the next 10 days or so hiking all the way around the base of Mount Rainier, on the ‘Wonderland Trail’. It bodes to be quite a nice little adventure. My hiking partners are 3 lovely lady friends from my college backpacking group. (Hopefully I can keep them under control.) I’m sure we’ll meet lots of other interesting people on the trail, too. I hope it doesn’t rain too much, but we’re pretty well prepared for it given our extensive previous experiences in the Pisgah National Forest, a temperate rainforest in western North Carolina. We’re badasses, too.

I’ll hopefully have an exciting trip report to come when I return!

my good deed for the day

My roommate and I were walking home from our friend’s apartment, where we had watched silly videos on the television and downed a few beers. Our return route had been designed to take us by way of the friendly neighborhood pizza parlor, where we could consume a few slices. As we crossed a road near the pizza place, I found a cellular telephone, lonesome on the asphalt. I picked it up and found it to be rather beaten-up and scratched, but still functional, so I passed it off to my trusty partner and entrusted him with the task of finding its owner. I also equipped him with the suggestion to check the recent-calls list. He was thus easily able to get in touch with the most recent recipient of a call from the phone, and arrange a meeting in front of the pizza place to return it to that friend of the phone’s owner. In doing so, we were able to both complete our pizza-acquisition mission and save someone’s night, all in one fell swoop. Booya.

Olympic athletes who look like cats, part 1

Left: Serious Cat. Right: Yang Tae-Young, Korean Gymnast

Bah I don’t know how to widen the middle section here… if you want to see it without stuff overlapping, click here.

Run good ONE TIME!

Today I finally got to see some of the positive variance that I was so due for, after a looooong stretch of frustrating and generally breakeven or slightly down sessions.

As you can see, almost all of it was from the 10/20 table where I had ultra-super-godmode on. Now if only I could remember the cheat code to get back to that next time…

Somehow I hold here with the nuts against a few draws in a huge pot:

POKERSTARS GAME #19644034084:  OMAHA POT LIMIT ($10/$20) – 2008/08/15 – 18:39:55 (ET)
Table ‘Ialmenus’ 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: MrTile ($2680 in chips)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei ($4182 in chips)
Seat 3: yellowsub86 ($2923 in chips)
Seat 4: Rsa87 ($2010 in chips)
Seat 5: KtheKing ($3886 in chips)
Seat 6: montjeu8 ($1528 in chips)
Rsa87: posts small blind $10
KtheKing: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [5d 7h 3h 6h]
montjeu8: raises $40 to $60
MrTile: folds
DJ Sensei: calls $60
yellowsub86: folds
Rsa87: folds
KtheKing: raises $190 to $250
montjeu8: calls $190
DJ Sensei: calls $190
*** FLOP *** [8s 5h 4s]
KtheKing: bets $757
montjeu8: raises $521 to $1278 and is all-in
DJ Sensei: raises $2654 to $3932 and is all-in
KtheKing: calls $2879 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($296) returned to DJ Sensei
*** TURN *** [8s 5h 4s] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [8s 5h 4s Tc] [9h]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
KtheKing: shows [8d Kd Kh 8c] (three of a kind, Eights)
DJ Sensei: shows [5d 7h 3h 6h] (a straight, Six to Ten)
DJ Sensei collected $4716 from side pot
montjeu8: mucks hand
DJ Sensei collected $4591 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9310 Main pot $4591. Side pot $4716. | Rake $3
Board [8s 5h 4s Tc 9h]
Seat 1: MrTile folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei showed [5d 7h 3h 6h] and won ($9307) with a straight, Six to Ten
Seat 3: yellowsub86 (button) folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 4: Rsa87 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: KtheKing (big blind) showed [8d Kd Kh 8c] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 6: montjeu8 mucked [7d 5s Qs 8h]

Another hold with the best hand, though I was way ahead here:

POKERSTARS GAME #19644266254:  OMAHA POT LIMIT ($10/$20) – 2008/08/15 – 18:50:16 (ET)
Table ‘Ialmenus’ 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: MrTile ($2337 in chips)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei ($9573 in chips)
Seat 3: yellowsub86 ($2940 in chips)
Seat 4: Rsa87 ($2114 in chips)
Seat 5: KtheKing ($2244 in chips)
Seat 6: montjeu8 ($2084 in chips)
MrTile: posts small blind $10
DJ Sensei: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [As Qs Ad 3c]
yellowsub86: raises $50 to $70
Rsa87: folds
KtheKing: folds
montjeu8: calls $70
MrTile: calls $60
DJ Sensei: raises $280 to $350
yellowsub86: calls $280
montjeu8: calls $280
MrTile: calls $280
*** FLOP *** [2s 9h Ks]
MrTile: bets $1397
DJ Sensei: raises $4191 to $5588
yellowsub86: folds
montjeu8: folds
MrTile: calls $590 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($3601) returned to DJ Sensei
*** TURN *** [2s 9h Ks] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [2s 9h Ks Kh] [5s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
MrTile: shows [7c Js 6s 9c] (a flush, King high)
DJ Sensei: shows [As Qs Ad 3c] (a flush, Ace high)

DJ Sensei collected $5371 from pot

No idea how I get it in good (and hold!) here, but I guess thats how godmode works:

POKERSTARS GAME #19643601423:  OMAHA POT LIMIT ($10/$20) – 2008/08/15 – 18:20:58 (ET)
Table ‘Ialmenus’ 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: MrTile ($1478 in chips)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei ($2000 in chips)
Seat 3: yellowsub86 ($2787 in chips)
Seat 5: KtheKing ($4516 in chips)
Seat 6: montjeu8 ($1000 in chips)
MrTile: posts small blind $10
DJ Sensei: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [3c As Ac Kc]
yellowsub86: folds
KtheKing: calls $20
montjeu8: raises $70 to $90
MrTile: calls $80
DJ Sensei: raises $290 to $380
KtheKing: folds
montjeu8: calls $290
MrTile: calls $290
*** FLOP *** [5h 7h Jd]
MrTile: checks
DJ Sensei: bets $1158
montjeu8: calls $620 and is all-in
MrTile: calls $1098 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($60) returned to DJ Sensei
*** TURN *** [5h 7h Jd] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [5h 7h Jd Ts] [Qc]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
MrTile: shows [7s Td 8d Ad] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
DJ Sensei: shows [3c As Ac Kc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
DJ Sensei collected $956 from side pot
montjeu8: mucks hand
DJ Sensei collected $3018 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3976 Main pot $3018. Side pot $956. | Rake $2
Board [5h 7h Jd Ts Qc]
Seat 1: MrTile (small blind) showed [7s Td 8d Ad] and lost with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 2: DJ Sensei (big blind) showed [3c As Ac Kc] and won ($3974) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: yellowsub86 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 5: KtheKing folded before Flop
Seat 6: montjeu8 (button) mucked [5s Ks Kd 3d]

Win a flip? Thats unpossible!

POKERSTARS GAME #19644339792:  OMAHA POT LIMIT ($10/$20) – 2008/08/15 – 18:53:36 (ET)
Table ‘Ialmenus’ 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: MrTile ($2000 in chips)
Seat 2: DJ Sensei ($12607 in chips)
Seat 3: yellowsub86 ($2332 in chips)
Seat 4: Rsa87 ($2014 in chips)
Seat 5: KtheKing ($2030 in chips)
Seat 6: montjeu8 ($2301 in chips)
montjeu8: posts small blind $10
MrTile: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DJ Sensei [Ks 7s Kc 6h]
DJ Sensei: raises $50 to $70
yellowsub86: folds
Rsa87: folds
KtheKing: calls $70
montjeu8: folds
MrTile: calls $50
*** FLOP *** [2h Qs 9s]
MrTile: checks
DJ Sensei: bets $160
KtheKing: raises $460 to $620
MrTile: folds
DJ Sensei: raises $1457 to $2077
KtheKing: calls $1340 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($117) returned to DJ Sensei
*** TURN *** [2h Qs 9s] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [2h Qs 9s 8s] [5c]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
DJ Sensei: shows [Ks 7s Kc 6h] (a flush, King high)
KtheKing: mucks hand
DJ Sensei collected $4137 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4140 | Rake $3
Board [2h Qs 9s 8s 5c]
Seat 1: MrTile (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: DJ Sensei showed [Ks 7s Kc 6h] and won ($4137) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: yellowsub86 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 4: Rsa87 folded before Flop (didn’t bet)
Seat 5: KtheKing (button) mucked [9d 3c 9c 8c]
Seat 6: montjeu8 (small blind) folded before Flop

Assorted goings-on

Well I haven’t posted anything in a while, so I reckon I’ll give a little update. I’ve been on a few trips lately; Flew up to Portland for a frisbee tournament last weekend (which was sweet, though we got pretty owned), and I’m back home in Florida now for a week or so. It is unreasonably hot and humid here now. I suppose I’ve gone soft, since I used to do silly things like run at cross country practice every day in August and September without really being so concerned about those things. I’ll be attending the Jaguars preseason game on Saturday, which should be great. Preseason games always lack a little of the intensity of regular season ones, with both the players and the fans, but they’re still a good time. One of the best things to do in Jacksonville, really. After that is probably golf and the beach, and after that, well… At least I’ve still got good friends in town who I haven’t seen in a while.

Another thing about Jacksonville that is strange to me now is the presence (nay, abundance!) of teenagers. I so rarely see them now, since San Francisco is a city populated in majority by young post-college adults. Teenagers are pretty much just like little awkward adults, though to be fair I generally find myself to be pretty awkward around them too, especially if they are in a large group. And I’m certainly not suggesting that I was a smooth operator myself back in the day (except when it came to math competitions!). Actually, the last team we played on Sunday in Portland was a high-school all-star team from Eugene. They crushed us, primarily because, being teenagers, they lacked the hangovers customary to our Sunday squad. They were also very good at ultimate though, and had an enthusiastic coach who was really teaching them actively as the game went along. I wish I had started playing ultimate when I was young, although it wasn’t a competitive sport among Florida kids when I was growing up (and doesn’t seem to be one yet, unless the high schools started forming teams and competing when I wasn’t looking).

Another discovery of the tournament was that Citrus Cooler Gatorade still exists! Yahtzee! Back in the day (before the advent of ‘Frost’ and ‘Rain’ and ‘A.M.’ and ‘Extremo’ and other such crazy flavors) it was my favorite. I don’t know why it ever fell out of favor, really (though the same can not be said for Tropical Punch. Good riddance!) I just wish it was stocked in more places. Perhaps I’ll order a few cases on the internets, if thats possible. Side note: it actually is labeled as ‘Extremo’ now. Really? Its one of the most mild flavors available. Stupid marketing department.

My flight home from San Francisco was unfortunately eventful, as it was scheduled to route through Houston when there was a tropical storm sitting on top of the city. My first flight was scheduled to leave at 6 AM from SF. Now, knowing me, that was not an early morning flight, but a late night one. I went ahead and stayed up a few extra hours and left for the airport at 5 or so. We actually loaded the plane on time, and I went to sleep in my exit row seat. (Unfortunately it was in the front of the two exit rows, so while my legroom was slightly extended my seatback wouldn’t recline. So it goes.) The captain informed us of possible delays, but I wasn’t paying too much attention because I was sleepy. About 45 minutes later, he unloaded us off of the plane because the expected delay had reached something along the lines of 5-7 hours. Sigh. I sleepily trudged to the customer service desk to try and get moved to a different route or something, but after waiting in line for slightly too long I learned that there wasn’t anything they could do, and the other airlines who might have options weren’t picking up their phones. So I snagged a bagel and some juice, ate it, then went to pass out on the floor in a corner until the situation improved. Surprisingly, it only took another hour or so before we were shuffled back onto the plane and sent to Houston. We arrived just in time for me to miss my connection flight, so I went to figure out what my options were. Fortunately, a service person came up to us in line for the desk and handed out our passes, which had been pre-printed for us (imagine that!). Unfortunately, my new flight was set for 7:30PM, which was about a 5 hour layover. Too long for me. I headed to a completely different terminal, where the 4:30 flight was leaving from, in an attempt to bump myself to the earlier flight, which wouldn’t actually be all that bad. The representative informed me that I could take a seat on that flight, but that it was a smaller plane and thus more likely to be delayed or cancelled due to the weather (which didn’t actually seem that bad from inside the airport). If I took that option, she said, my other ticket would be forfeited, and that plane would probably fill up by that point. I found this rule to be ridiculous, but saw no point in arguing with her, since the ability to use reason and logic did not seem to be in her skill-set. I opted to take an earlier seat (fortune favors the bold!) and it successfully departed on time, delivering me home slightly before the sun set. I had just enough time to grab some food at Chilis (though they were out of broccoli cheese soup, grrrrr). I guess that story is pretty boring, but if theres any lesson to take from it, its don’t fly any airline except Virgin America or Southwest (I’ve heard good things about jetblue too, but haven’t availed them of their services yet).

Things on the poker front are rather uneventful, I guess. I haven’t played a ton of hands lately, and most of what I have played has been somewhat breakeven. I’m totally due for a big upswing soon, but until I start putting in lots of hands I don’t know if it can really be all that big. I think I’ll endeavor to really grind it out in September, and the days I can between now and then, too. Let us gogogo!